Maci contemplates the end of the Mayan calendar and whether or not it will destroy her guardian-shaming “cutie patootie” bandanna. Will they ever take her cure for cancer seriously?

Even though her psychiatrist tells her that her paranoia is “all in her head”, River can’t shake the feeling that someone’s watching her…

Seriously? Another picture? Ruby just wants to lick her guardian’s face. She doesn’t have all day, after all. Her extreme cuteness is in high demand.

Cookie wishes you a Merry Christmas! And to let everyone know to include a dog biscuit in their Christmas cards this year. And mail them directly to her.

While these dumb dogs she’s forced to share this page with do nothing but shamefully fawn over their guardians, Mittens is beginning phase one of her plan to rule the world.